The state of being grossly out of alignment, skewed, or uneven. A great Midwestern phrase; make sure to pronounce with a long 'E' for the full effect. See also Slang.
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heyy my teacher says that and we laughhhh
someoneeeeeeee on June 18, 2007
Cat-ee-wahm-puss. Meaning not straight, uneven, diagonal... "Grandma's eyes are catiwampus" "The bar is catiwampus to the 7/11" Pretty common in the deep south
Guy on July 16, 2011
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