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Funny Phrases

3091. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3092. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3093. Natiform

Of or resembling the buttocks. Yes, there is a word for that.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3094. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3095. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3096. Silly Billy

A common insult used by 3-year-olds.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2015| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3097. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3098. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3099. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

3100. Reignbeau

My mom used to work with a woman with this name. It's pronounced "Rainbow." See also Hippies.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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