Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
3093. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner
Mind blown.
Funny Questions
3094. Why Are Firetrucks Red?
According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.
Funny Animals
3097. Fart Squirrel
Funny Words
3098. Grudgemental
To both hold a grudge and be judgemental. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.
Funny Insults
3099. False Caterpillars
Shakespearean insult from Henry IV, Part 2. See also Shakespeare.