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Funny Sayings

3091. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2015| 3 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3092. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2015| 11 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

3093. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2015| 6 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

3094. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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Funny T-Shirts

3095. Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air Shop

Get it? See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Advice

3096. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

Added by a Guest on September 29, 2015| 9 Comments | 274 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

3097. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on September 26, 2015| 4 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3098. Buying a Bag of Grapes then Complaining to the Store About How Hard It is to Peel Them

Demand a refund. See also Groceries, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2015| 5 Comments | 91 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3099. Bringing a Tissue for Show and Tell

You know, for entertainment.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2015| 2 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

3100. Bumblebee Pudding Pants

You know who I'm talking about.
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Ok, I'm talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike