Funny Quotes

"Women's breasts are like martinis. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body, Drinks.


Added by a Guest on August 3, 2008 | You Like This |



But who doth you quote?

Anthony on August 3, 2008

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John G. on August 4, 2008

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i love it

monkey owner with tits on September 24, 2008

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anon on September 28, 2008

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AHA . wow.

haill. on November 18, 2008

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John G., you don't own that quote -- it's been around for years. But I wonder if you're from Seattle area since that's where I heard it first.

Laurie A. on June 26, 2009

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ieoie on October 14, 2010

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bwahahaha XD agreed

chula on January 12, 2012

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I believe it was Herb Caen from the SF Chronicle.

Geoff on January 27, 2012

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Yep, it was Herb Caen.

Herb Fan on August 5, 2012

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poo on February 27, 2014

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What is martinis?

hudjaoieu on December 30, 2014

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insulting creep. you have no buissness about breasts so get a life

Elizabeth on February 23, 2015

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