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Safety Scissors

You can't injure yourself on these... but you can't really cut anything with them either. See also Children, Unnecessary.


Added by CaptainKrill on March 14, 2010 | You Like This |



i cut my finger with safety scissors in high school. blood every where. i'm just sayin'

Suiseiseki on April 9, 2010


I had my cast when I was little cut off with those.Nothing safe about it,I still have a scar on my hand.Never trust someone with one against your skin

HeartsBeauty335 on February 12, 2014

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Not funny. Stupid and hard to use in the older grades, but they still make you use them 'cause they're ridiculously overprotective.

Lily on November 13, 2014

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My wish when I was a kindergartener was to use not safety scissors. I hated them.

IAMPOTATo on November 24, 2017

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