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Funny Advice

1571. Honesty Isn't the Best Policy, the Best Policy is the Return Policy

You will thank me later

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Funny Advice

1572. If You Ever See a Cat in a Tree, Dont Rescue It

I tried. Fell out a tree. Broke ankle. then cat jumped down and licked my face. it was eating a dead bird. :) Call the fire brigade. or laugh and think of me <3

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Funny Advice

1573. If You Stab a Potato then the Potato Will Have a Hole in It

The potatos request you do not go near them

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1574. Why Do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Cause if They Flew over the Bay, They Would be Bagels

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Funny Insults

1575. If I Were Making The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings I Would Cast You...

as Gollum

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Funny Insults

1576. Yo Mama So Fat Her Waistline is a Coastline

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Funny Insults

1577. You Didn't Raise the Bar, when You Went to Get a Modelo, the Bar Fell Through Earth.

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Funny Insults

1578. Your Mom is So Ugly, She Made Onions Cry.

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Funny Insults

1579. STOP LOOKING LIKE MY MOM

jeez kid your mom must be ugly then

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Funny Insults

1580. Your Mom is So Fat I Can't Tell If She's Walking or Rolling

She actually needs to where stripes to tell

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