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Funny Insults

1581. Yo Mama So Fat Her Waistline is a Coastline

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Funny Insults

1582. You Didn't Raise the Bar, when You Went to Get a Modelo, the Bar Fell Through Earth.

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Funny Insults

1583. Your Mom is So Ugly, She Made Onions Cry.

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Funny Insults

1584. STOP LOOKING LIKE MY MOM

jeez kid your mom must be ugly then

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Funny Insults

1585. Your Mom is So Fat I Can't Tell If She's Walking or Rolling

She actually needs to where stripes to tell

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Funny Insults

1586. You Look Like You Would Use a Mechanical Engineering Degree to Turn Electric Cars into Gas Vehicles.

All this expertise, just to be counterproductive. Well done, I guess. See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

1587. Smooth as a Babys Bottom

THE H*LL

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Funny Quotes

1588. "Where's My ___?" Oh Yeah I Ate It.

Eg:

Friend: where's my pencil?
You: I ate it.

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Funny Things

1589. Intent Water

all you do is just add water

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Funny Things to Do

1590. Write a Story About Your Friends and Show It to Them

See also Friends.

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