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Funny Euphemisms

1801. Rebooting the Brain

Also known as taking a nap you definitely earned.

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1802. Hydrating the Soul

drinking water like you haven't had any since yesterday

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1803. Negotiating With Gravity

tripping but pretending it was intentional

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1804. Refreshing the Snack Storage

eating everything in the pantry

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1805. Releasing the Internal Wi-Fi-

taking a deep sigh that resets your whole attitude

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1806. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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1807. You Didn't Drop the Ball.

You spiked it into the ground and then apologized to the ground.

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1808. You're Not Clueless; You're BIBLICALLY Confused.

Like... wandering-the-desert-for-forty-years confused.

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1809. You Didn't Just Miss the Mark

You missed the whole target range and somehow hit a tree behind you.

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1810. YOUR GNARLY I'M NOT

- Lara from KATSEYE

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