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Funny Anti-Jokes

2291. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Diseases

2292. AGAM

Symptoms include:
-Being a Trum- sorry, IDIOT supporter
-Only saying things backwards
-Being as dumb as the president of the US- sorry, I meant... nothing.

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Funny Euphemisms

2293. Veggie Noses

It’s just a carrot.

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Funny Instruments

2294. Blood Works on a Glass Armonica, Until It Starts to Dry.

shout out benjamin franklin

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Funny Insults

2295. Your Mom is So Fat Thanos Had to Clap to Disinigrate Her

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Funny Insults

2296. I Know Ram Prices Are High, but Damn, Get a Better Memory

i think it's not too hard to understand. I hope.

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Funny Nicknames

2297. Booty Butt

hehe

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Funny Phobias

2298. Patternruinitis

fear of someone breaking a pattern

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Funny Products

2299. Homemade Bomb Kit

What could possibly go wrong from this?

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Funny Songs

2300. John Lennon's Silver Hammer

basically Lennon mocking Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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