Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

2561. Go to Mcdonalds and Clean Their Restroom. Then Wait for the Manager to Show Up and when They Do, Order Everything on the Menu.

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Funny Advice

2562. If You Ever Need to Poop, Don't.

for if you do, the poop will eat you

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2563. What Do You Call Somebody with No Body and No Nose?

dead.

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Funny Foods

2564. Its Something Called a Purger. A Potato Burger.

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Funny Instruments

2565. Piccoliccoliccolo

A Piccolo that plays in the key of C and reads the Sopranininino clef.

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Funny Insults

2566. You Look Like You Struggle to Eat a Cracker Whilst Wearing a Face Mask

Based on a true story. See also, Crackers.

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Funny Jobs

2567. Donald Trump's Personal Poop Cleaner

5-8hrs per day
$0.67 an hour (+ tips, bonus if minor)
remember, you are paid with experience!
requires an undergraduate degree, a PhD in poopology, and 20 years of experience with senile men

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Funny Names

2568. Bimbo

Inventor of funny names and nonsensical things, Beeble, Borper, Bop. as an example, because bimbo invented it!!

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Funny Names

2569. Dick Bong

American flying ace from WWII. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Nicknames

2570. Poritz/Kloritz

Nickname for Moritz

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