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521. Blamps

This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago... See also Portmanteau, Women.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2007| 4 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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522. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 5 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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523. Hobbledehoy

An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.

Added by Tyler on May 29, 2007| 2 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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524. Pooched

In other words, ruined, wrecked, broken, or busted. For example, "Can I have a ride? My TransAm is pooched."

Added by Robyn on May 28, 2007| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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525. Monkeyshines

Useful when "shenanigans" just doesn't cut it. See also Elderly, Pranks, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2007| 4 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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526. Sassitude

A related word is "sassified," which is what occurs when an individual with sassitude is gratified in full.

Added by Anthony on May 12, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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527. Borborygmus

The sound of a belly that rumbles. See also Body, Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2007| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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528. Wenis

The skin on the end of your elbow. Often confused with other body parts. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2007| 105 Comments | 129 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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529. Thing-a-ma-bob

Added by a Guest on April 16, 2007| 8 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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530. Spoon

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2007| 14 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike