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Especially lace doilies. See also Fancy, Old-Timey, Wealth.


Added by Frank on October 29, 2007 | You Like This |


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Me and my friends tend to say stupid/funny things while playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. My friend who was playing Samus was supposed to be "Grandma Samus" And she knelt down with a fully charged blast... In an old lady voice he said "I'm knitting a doily!". I had no idea what a doily was, but I was hysterically laughing at the name, so I asked "What's a doily?" and he told me to come to him and blasted the charged shot at me. "THIS IS A DOILY!". Until just now, I thought a doily was something he made up. I saw "Doilies" on here and I was like "HEY! THAT'S HIS JOKE!" then I looked it up on google and it happened to be a real thing... Whoah...

Mitsuki on December 9, 2007

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I feel like this should also have a tag for "Wealth". Too much? And that story is amazing. Just use Captain Falcon's deflector thingy the next time he tries that. God I'm such a nerd.

Frank on December 17, 2007

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Oh actually it is Starfox that has the deflector thingy.

Frank on December 23, 2007

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A frilly thing that is put under a cake or on a trash can etc.

RJ on April 19, 2009

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I bow down humbly in the presence of such greatnses.

Lolly on May 10, 2011

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