Funny Animals

A Dog Running Out of a Butcher Shop With a String of Sausages in Its Mouth

Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.


Added by a Guest on December 5, 2007 | You Like This |


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The butcher definitely has to be shaking a rolling pin

Frank on December 5, 2007

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or his fist

kerry on December 7, 2007

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"get back here you mangy mut!"

shimmy on December 10, 2007

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"Or I'll shove those sausages in yer butt and sick the rest of the neighborhood dogs on ya!"

Stat on December 11, 2007

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eh, why would a butcher have a rolling pin? kneading the meat or something? he'd have to have a cleaver

Björn Haddock on July 2, 2009


Jesus. Good point Bjorn.

Anthony on July 2, 2009

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Even better if a rotund butcher in a stripey apron runs out of the door and then shakes his fist at the fleeing dog in frustration.

Guest on August 24, 2009

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wow much funnie

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