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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.


Added by a Guest on May 31, 2008 | You Like This |


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Here supposes to be school I think. LOL. I like this quote.

Victoria Stewart on January 10, 2009

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Isn't this from Duke Nukem?

anon on April 13, 2009

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it's actually: it's time to kick ass and chew bubbole-gum and i'm all out of gum

ben on July 8, 2009

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i think its from dazed and confused and its "i only came here for two things, drink beer and kick sum ass.looks like were almost out of beer heh " that's the small fight scene towards the end of the film

kory on July 26, 2009

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This is from they live, not duke nukem. It was long before that. So infact duke nukem stole it.

Robbaz on September 22, 2009


This would be much funnier if it was dictated in a true "Apu" voice

SLOWCOOKR on December 16, 2009

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No the quote is correct...And it's originally from "They Live" (1988) and not "Duke Nukem 3d" (1996)

Pay homage where it's due on April 9, 2010



ilovehim4eVer on May 20, 2011

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it was originally from the movie they live,, duke stole it and made it famous

dave on February 22, 2012

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duke nukem

Some Guy on March 7, 2016

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WAIT....That's SuperLV's quote!

HSGM on June 26, 2017

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