Funny Euphemisms

Writing Utensil

Pretentious, wordy way to say "pen or pencil".

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no comment on December 20, 2017

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Writing utensils are illegal in Nightvale. The secret police will be at your house shortly for re=education.

i am potato on December 31, 2017

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Not. Funny. Go to the NFC- not funny club. Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you But the roses are wilting the violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty Just like your head

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