Funny Things to Do

Make Poems About...Stuff

Fam'ly all say that
Tomato aren't poo poo
But I know better

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate cilantro
What about you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
So is your head

Roses are red, violets are blue.
You look like a monkey and smell like one too.
You belong in a cage at the Cleveland Zoo.
Don't worry, you! I'll be there too.
(Not in the cage, but laughing at you.) See also Poetry.


Added by MistyCat on January 6, 2020 | You Like This |

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