Funny Euphemisms

Knock the Dew Off the Lilly

I don't know where this came from, but when I was a kid and had to go to the bathroom in the woods, this is what we would say.


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How about "Dropping the kids off at the pool" A rather crass euphemism for taking a crap.

joe on December 13, 2006

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Dropping the Kids off.. is very dated. I prefer "dropping a deuce". "I just log jammed in there" "Ordered the Brown Snapper".

Judd on December 15, 2006

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knock the dew off the lilly refers to when you take a piss and shake at the end for ie, when you put your dude back in your pants and it drips down your leg you would respond, "aww shit forgot to shake the dew off the lilly"

DooshBIGELOW on April 18, 2007

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First heard as a kid, in the 1982 movie "6 Pack" with Kenny Rogers.

Jey on August 20, 2007

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That's how its used in these parts of the woods too. When someone says he has to take a leak, outdoor s, someone's response many times is, "Don't forget to shake the dew off the lily".

miner26 on October 5, 2011

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