Funny Things to Do

Solving a Murder on a Train

See also Old-Timey.


Added by Ryan on January 31, 2010 | You Like This |



i was strolling along, walking through the train cars, when I realized i was the only on left on the train! i keep walking, hoping to have a conversation with the conductor, but as it turns out, he killed all the passengers while i was playing Pokemon in the lavatory because i don't like socializing with awkward people . i decided to still have the conversation with him. So when i got up to the car, there was a little pig, squealing around. So you may imagine i was thinking,"The pig killed everyone?" so i asked. He said yes. Thats it.

jfhgnfthny on May 30, 2013

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