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Wenis
The skin on the end of your elbow. Often confused with other body parts. See also Body.
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hahahaha
bob on May 7, 2007
so what's the skin on your knee?
jj on May 26, 2007
ya..my friends and i knew from rumors that wenis is the skin on ur elbow and when we told our parents that they freaked out thinking we were talkin about something else..lol goooood times
allison on May 30, 2007
i like biting my friends wenis's... if feels like ball skin lmfao
ur mum on May 30, 2007
yeah the skin on your knee is called a queenis, duhh, obviously!
katie&amanda on June 22, 2007
there are mulitple spellings for the knee wenis such as queenis, kwenis, or kweenis, your choice..have fun:-]
katie&amanda...again on June 22, 2007
fool with the ball sacks in your mouth, you're dumb, go play with your wenis somewhere else, wenisface.
wenis.cok on August 2, 2007
you guys are LAME
jason on August 9, 2007
Omg, that's hysterical. I'm so glad i'll get to laugh about that from now on.
me on August 11, 2007
i like your 14 inch wenis. show me your wenis!!
chlo-bo-wenis-luver-07 on August 14, 2007
oh my god, i just discovered that my wife has a bigger weenis than me!
daddy on August 19, 2007
i told u all lol
your momma on August 23, 2007
i've know what a wenis is for a while now and i like to go up to random people (especially guys) and ask them if i can touch there wenis! its hysterical the reactions you get! some people will like cover up their crotch and be like "WHAT?!?!" is sooo funny! you should try it sometime!
loser on August 27, 2007
Why do'nt you guys work on including it in oxford or webster's dictionary!
old fashioned unaware on September 5, 2007
Yeah, why isn't it in the dictionary?
Lauraliciouss on September 7, 2007
i stubed my wenis the other day and i started crying
jeff on September 16, 2007
Bite it baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay-col on September 26, 2007
The other day i tried to suck my wenis but i couldn't reach that far. =)
Dude on September 30, 2007
mm...funny as hell sikee...this stuff is the gayest stuff i have ever read.... yall have too much time on your handss...go shopping..buy some dior and louis vuitton and chanel...its fun...but..you might want to make sure yall can afford it firstt.. Losers
Caitlyn DeAnn.. ** on October 2, 2007
In my 6th hour math class i always used to have wenis wars... lots of fun!! lol!
Allison on October 2, 2007
OMG A FRiEND OF MiNE iS JUST TELLiNG ME i THOUGHT HE WAS MESSiNG AROUND WiTH ME WOW. THiS iS WERiD.
AMANDA on October 2, 2007
I lost a bet over my wenis!
~ V on October 17, 2007
i LOV3 MY FLiPPiN W3NiS!!!!! iTzz SO S3Xii!!!!! MY W3NiS SO SOFT!
W3NiSLUV3R on October 19, 2007
HEY, I HAD BIKE WRECK IN 1980 & TORE THE SKIN OFF OF MY WENIS, AND IT GREW BACK MORE WRINKLED.
KEVIN on November 3, 2007
it's wenis time!
Wenis kid on November 8, 2007
The skin on your knee is called the KNEEnis! Lol, so it's not official, but it sure is funny....
Carys on November 8, 2007
I have no idea how I ended up at this pagr...but none the less yeah I actully have like a reeeeally stretchy wenis lol a good friend of mine bit it it once and I'll tell you man that shit hurts
= X I I I = on November 11, 2007
wenis rape O_O
Mr. Wenis on November 19, 2007
Power to the Wenis
Pumpkin King on November 28, 2007
stop right there that is my wenis square
oooo on November 30, 2007
rape get your wenis out of me
oooo on November 30, 2007
i love when you suck on my wenis like that so go ahead and go deep on it
kilo79 on December 11, 2007
Damn, I'm going to have to stop referring to penises as wenises now. Can I still use peiner?
Liz on December 14, 2007
People, doesn't anyone realize this is just a major lie and hoax!?! Wenis is not a real term, and it was probably made up by some kids because of the given reason: it sounds like penis. Do any Google search and no realiable source will tell you is is your elbow.
The knowing one on December 15, 2007
lmao. my friend came up to me and was like i want to play with your wenis. xD good times!!
the amazing one [: on December 20, 2007
I thought that a wenis was a penis so it is so odd. My friend told me to suck his wenis and i told him he was GAY!
wenis Hater on December 26, 2007
My 13 year old daughter learned about her wenis in science class, and everytime we r in public and she bumps her elbow, she yells,"I BUMPED MY WENIS!!" Everybody just stares at us.
Missy on December 27, 2007
If your daughter is learning about wenis in science class, you should be worried about her education. Wenis is a word made up by teens looking for some cheap laughs due entirely to the word's likelihood of being mistaken for penis. They gotcha.
potty humor isn't on December 27, 2007
hey your Wenis is showing
ajkadks on December 31, 2007
mmmmmm my wenis.... so good yum!!!!!!
the stupid 1 on January 1, 2008
yo i was laughin my ass off when i heard my friends saying that. haha
Jon on January 3, 2008
i touch my wenis at night.
bloop on January 5, 2008
I like a little girth to my wenis!
ibsporty on January 7, 2008
wenis is a good word whoever came up w/ that is my hero its really difficult to lick your wenis though... you should try some time
wenis_lover on January 15, 2008
The skin on your knee is called you kneenis. Aduh.
Amy & Kristen {Again.} on January 18, 2008
"You feel no pain in the wenis." Said Edgar Allen Poe.
Amy {Just Amy.} on January 18, 2008
My wenis is bigger than yours ;)
jan&maury on January 23, 2008
well my wenis is hard and crusty..i need to lotionize it bahaaa
GIANT WENIS on January 23, 2008
haha today i kept makin random jokes withthe word wenis, and i one point i yelled out in the hall way DOES ANYONE HAVE LOTION FOR MY ASHY WENIS!!???!!! it was hilarious..then i kept yellin KATY HAS A WENIS! in front of everybody at gym,hahaha she was all embarressed then i told her what it was...but now everybodies using that word in school :[[
sammie white on January 23, 2008
I love watching all My children take advantage of this wonderfully designed, if I do say so myself, wenis. God, I am good!
God on January 25, 2008
my mom's cat's name is weinus!!!
andi on January 31, 2008
I would like to point out to all the self-righteous posters who say that wenis is a made up word...ALL words are made up! Get lives Try letting a friend bite your wenis. It doesn't hurt.
6ryph0n on February 2, 2008
god you all need to get a life get outside more often!
bEX on February 3, 2008
Wenis is the most amazing word EVER! I was touching my friends wenis today bahahaha!
ANNNNNNNA on February 15, 2008
I HEART WENIS'S AND IT IS A REAL TERM STUPIDS
THE OSOME ONE on February 16, 2008
HECK YESSSS!!! MY WENIS IS COOLER THAN URS DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN URS!!!!
WENIS GIRLL on February 19, 2008
DON'T RUB THE WENIS THE WRONG WAY, IF YOU DO, IT WILL GO LIMP. WHEN SOMEONE TICKLES MY WENIS THE RIGHT WAY IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. TRY IT!
Eric L. on February 20, 2008
Seda taught me how to touch my Wenis!!! He's the biggest Wenis head in the whole wide world!!! I dedicate my left wenis to him. I have a Chihuahua named Lola, she has the smallest wenis ever!!! It's furry too' I like to put eye cream on my wenis to keep it young and supple. Kiss my wenis....
Alexis ;) on February 28, 2008
do dragons have wenises
dragonmaster on February 28, 2008
actually its weni. the plural is weni.
AYYGEE on March 6, 2008
okay wenis isnt that funny guys
kaci on March 7, 2008
okay i lied, its wicked funny. i even just licked my own wenis! it kind of brightened my day!
kaci on March 11, 2008
You're all noobs. Get lives and play with your wenis more frequently. It's getting lonely.
Big Wenis on March 12, 2008
me and my dad was driving down the interstate and the light had just turned green, well i reached over and grabbed it and said " hey dad, I got your wenis!!" and we almost had a weck, lol. they need a word for the skin on your knee....
*Rnbw Wrr" on March 14, 2008
My new word for today. One of my 17 year old twins clued mom in on the wenis. Just when I thought my generation was cool coming up with the word fugly. Way to use your vocabulary Rosetta.
Sunshine on March 19, 2008
im bringin WENIS back. That other quenis dont know how to act... O.o - sexy
sexy wenis suck on quenis!!! on March 23, 2008
People, doesn't anyone realize this is just a major lie and hoax!?! Wenis is not a real term, and it was probably made up by some kids because of the given reason: it sounds like penis. Do any Google search and no realiable source will tell you is is your elbow. The knowing one | December 15, 2007 EXCEPT FOR WIKIPEDIA YOU DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
The REALLY Knowing One on March 27, 2008
Wenis...teeheehee
LOLOL on March 28, 2008
oh and by the wayy.. i just looked up the word wenis on dictionary.com and it recognized it and said it was a real word. so ha! :)
biggbootyyy. on April 1, 2008
how dare u bastards make fun of us wenis'. we Wenis are a proud race. we will one day take over this world of urs u wenis hating bastards!!!!!!
James's Wenis on April 10, 2008
Popular among middle-school-aged boys, the wenis refers to the rough, loose skin at the point of the elbow. Often used to offend superiors by asking things such as, "Can you touch/lick/grab/pinch your wenis?"
Mr. Dictionary on April 14, 2008
NO. The skin on your knee is the Wagina!!!
Onna NekoYasha on April 14, 2008
i told my mom and she didnt believe me!!!!
some one nobody knows! on April 20, 2008
nope!!! WAGINA is the skin on the INSIDE of your elbow!!!
mywenis2big4 urwagina on May 3, 2008
i love saying to ppl ... COVER UP THAT WENIS!!...lol
super wenis on May 14, 2008
MY KID LEARNED ABOUT HER WENIS IN HER MIDWEEK BIBLE CLASS, IF THAT ISN'T AWFUL....
WENIS WOMAN on May 14, 2008
i fell off my skateboard the other day and hurt my wenis. then i ran to my mom and told her my wenis hurt. and she FREAKED!!
louieloveswenisandwagina on May 19, 2008
one of my guy friends can lick his own wenis! his tongue is so long! it is wierd to watch!
The Wenis Rocks! on June 4, 2008
Actually, the term "wenis" originated as a cruel nickname back in 1974 or 75 as I recall. A young lad named Wesley Eitel (I think he was twelve or 13) had recently joined the community of teenagers on McNeil Island, Washington. Seeking to impress the older teens, he inanely butted into a conversation in which he recited his recently acquired knowledge of "sex education," uttering, among other things, the word "penis." A particularly quick witted older female (it might have been the lovely young Susan Black)immediately constructed the knickname, a sly conflation of the word "penis" and Wesley's own first name. The name stuck like superglue, having untold adverse effects on Wenis Eitel's psychosocial development for many years thereafter.
Mikey on June 20, 2008
I have nothing hanging below my wenis....is that normal?
Ted on September 23, 2008
My girl says that i would do better sexin her wit my wenis than my mangina!
KingoftheWenis on October 6, 2008
Do not let you wenis get cold it will dry up!!!!!!!! I am warning you!!!!
I am not lying!!!! on October 22, 2008
i swear to god i made up wenis in 6th grade im in 9th now and i swear evn on my mothers grave
DJMAC on October 28, 2008
My god, did this word get abused in middle school. "WENIS FIGHT!!!!" *slaps wenis' together* Good timeesss.
YourMomSmells on December 19, 2008
You wenis looks dry. Can I rub some lotion on it? LOL!
Maya on December 29, 2008
i like the potato at the top :)
my name on December 29, 2008
i LUV this website!!!!
luv this on December 29, 2008
If the skin on your elbows is your wenis, the skin on your knees should be your wagina. *Lmao!* I love tht word!
Ella (R.O.Y!) on January 8, 2009
My wenis is turning blue and black, has small bumps on it and is not acting to the best of it's abilities. Does my wenis have a problem? Hahaha!
lolwut on February 25, 2009
hahahahaha! this is epic.
wanker on March 11, 2009
omg i loveeeeeeeeee this wrd on my 6th grade softball team we yell at the other team stuf like OMFG THAT WENIS IS BEAUTIFUL! or keep ur wenis straight and erect! and the best......omg guys lets go iin the car and have a wenis party together rofl lmao
letsseethatwenisbitch on May 1, 2009
I can't believe that some of you actually think this is a real term. Give me a reliable source (i.e. dictionary not of the urban variety) and I might believe you. Oh, and there's a difference between"made-up words" and words accepted in the English language.
Sebastian on May 1, 2009
to Sebastian: "Wenis" was really Wes Eitel's nickname on McNeil Island, no shit. I think even his sister used it. That was way back in the mid 70s. See historical comment above. I do not know about this whole elbow thing, however. That seems like a hoax. I wonder how many words now-accepted were born in this perverse way!
Mikey on July 14, 2009
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have two wenises and im a GIRL!
Raven on July 18, 2009
OMG!! today at school when we were outside i asked the whole 7th grade if they would highfive my wenis!! hahahha it wa hilarious!! lmfao!!!
Annie on September 10, 2009
Wenis is the best medical term ever! and yes it is real for all you haters out there! stop hating the wenis and just bite it ;D
Shreks Wenis on January 28, 2010
Ya and the skin on your right elbow is a wagina. No kidding.
dddd on June 3, 2010
People are gullible. Wenis sounds like penis... tee-hee. Like Uranus sounds like 'your anus' - difference is Uranus is legitimately the name of a planet, named after a figure in mythology, whereas the word 'wenis' never was the name for loose elbow skin until this fallacy spread. Kids have been joking around with rude sounding words that actually refer to something mundane for centuries. Pretty lame but kids humour is lame by definition. But this is doubly lame in that the word 'wenis' is itself a hoax word with no meaning or usage prior to the proliferation of this particular 'joke'. It's Inherently unfunny.
hate you on August 18, 2010
i like wenis
juice on October 13, 2010
I know a guy who, according to his version, licks and sucks his girlfriend's wenis, because it's an erotic spot!!!! which he says is veryyyyyyy cute sexy pretty and smooth. then he starts love making. his girlfriend enjoys it i can't believe if he is speaking the truth. very strange and funnyl
rex77 on March 17, 2011
my wenus is bigger than your wenus lol
jade13 on December 10, 2011
by the way guys wenis is spelled wenus
alliSON35 on December 10, 2011
EEEEW YOU FARTED ON MY WENIS
But hole man on March 21, 2014
Some boys in my class were playing truth or dare and one of them told this guy "Nick" to go up to the principal and tell him, " Can I see your wenis?" He got suspended for three days. It was awesome though.
Dr. Cow on July 20, 2014
Okay, this is getting weird...
MissMerlin on September 8, 2017