Funny Books
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
SEPTEMBER
Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
SISSY!
PUNCH
The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea, not mine.
But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here
