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Funny Quotes

101. "I Am a Porpoise, but Also a Walrus. Coo Coo Kachoo." -Will Francis

Wise words of a middle school band director.

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Funny Quotes

102. "What Your Are Do Doesn't Frighten Your Enemies as Much as What Your Don't Are Do."

- Will Forte
(On the Spot) yes the grammar is purposeful

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Funny Songs

103. Igowallah

what does rap sound like when you don't speak English?

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Funny Diseases

106. Ava

being the smartest you can be and also super pretty and also amazing

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Funny Diseases

107. Dyslexia

It’s like dyslexia but- wait no it’s just dyslexia

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Funny Instruments

108. Table

it's just a table, just use your hands to drum on it, emulating a djembe, conga, bongo, or dunun.

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Funny Insults

109. If You Were a Day You Would be Monday

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