Guest Entries
Funny Questions
1091. The Father Says His Kid is Behind Him, but the Kid Says His Father is Behind Him. Who is Correct?
Both. They are standing back to back.
Funny Quotes
1093. Where Did He Get the Suit? How Did He Fasten the Buttons? Why Does He Feel the Need to Dress for the Occasion?
-Nikolai Lantsov
If you don’t get it, to bad
Funny Words
1095. Zoomies
cat just loafing but the next second, bro's going over the speed limit in Montana (80 mph)
Funny Advice
1096. Do Not Use a Megaphone Underwater
The sound waves will freeze from the cold, turn into heavy bricks of pure noise, and sink straight down to crush the local crab population’s tiny houses.
Funny Instruments
1097. Squeaking Balloon
Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.
Funny Movies
1099. Cat in a Box
Aww, how cute!
Anyways, this movie is 50% pointless, 50% useless. See also Cats.
