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Funny Questions

1091. The Father Says His Kid is Behind Him, but the Kid Says His Father is Behind Him. Who is Correct?

Both. They are standing back to back.

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Funny Quotes

1092. "Common Sense Ain't Common No More."-Random Guy In New York.

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Funny Quotes

1093. Where Did He Get the Suit? How Did He Fasten the Buttons? Why Does He Feel the Need to Dress for the Occasion?

-Nikolai Lantsov
If you don’t get it, to bad

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Funny Words

1094. Windowsill

the cat is addicted to it

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Funny Words

1095. Zoomies

cat just loafing but the next second, bro's going over the speed limit in Montana (80 mph)

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Funny Advice

1096. Do Not Use a Megaphone Underwater

The sound waves will freeze from the cold, turn into heavy bricks of pure noise, and sink straight down to crush the local crab population’s tiny houses.

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Funny Instruments

1097. Squeaking Balloon

Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

1098. I Don't Wish You Good Luck

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Funny Movies

1099. Cat in a Box

Aww, how cute!
Anyways, this movie is 50% pointless, 50% useless. See also Cats.

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Funny Names

1100. Jaftblurst O'micklemackle III

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