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Do Not Use a Megaphone Underwater
The sound waves will freeze from the cold, turn into heavy bricks of pure noise, and sink straight down to crush the local crab population’s tiny houses.
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how is this frontpaged (this is my advice btw)
hi I'm no one on July 7, 2026
To bad, im doing it anyways :P
Bill cipher on July 13, 2026
well I finnaly found something funny thanks(*heavy bricks of pure air)
Kavi potato of math bruh on July 15, 2026
lol
Kavi potato of math bruh on July 15, 2026
This is just promoting using megaphones underwater. "Heavy bricks of pure noise" sounds cool and who likes crabs anyway they pinch your feet all through time
Corndog on July 18, 2026
One time, my friend Is a microphone underwater now they Or a crab
Potato 3 on July 26, 2026
what if youre in a hot tub using a microphone?
qwertyuiop on August 1, 2026
Then it would kill YOU.
my account is broken on August 3, 2026
Also hermit crabs would be fine
my account is broken on August 4, 2026
Water solves your problems!! on a diet? Drink water. clear face?. Drink water. Tired of someone? Drown them
Sara on August 13, 2026