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Funny Euphemisms

1691. Sleepy Pomeranian

bed head (major!)

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Funny Foods

1692. Wash Your Sister Sauce

Easier to say than Worcestershire. See also Condiments.

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Funny Instruments

1693. Pen Drop in the Middle of a Silent Test

get your friends attention, even if they sit across the room!

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Funny Insults

1694. Your So Ugly Hello Kitty Said Goodbye

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Funny Insults

1695. Last Time You Jumped on a Trampoline You Set off a 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake That Caused the Eruption of Mount St.Helens

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Funny Insults

1696. I Bet You Don't Get Why This is Insulting

I don't either

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Funny Jobs

1697. Hair Sweeper

sweeps the hair off the ground in a barber shop.

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Funny Observations

1698. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees

Circle of life. See also Poetry, Trees.

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Funny Phobias

1699. Airphobia

fear of breathing in or out

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Funny Products

1700. A Box of Nothing

Next: a drink full of air!

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