Guest Entries

Funny Animals

1711. Chill Squirrels

If one isn't vibrating at 400 mph, consult a veterinarian or a priest

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Funny Diseases

1712. Steelexia

Like dyslexia, but unable to say steel

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Funny Diseases

1713. Real Intolerance

It’s like when you are allergic to anything fake

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Funny Euphemisms

1714. The Wrist-Mounted Day Navigator

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Euphemisms

1715. Portable Snack Containment Unit

a lunchbox

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Funny Euphemisms

1716. Personal Temperature Regulation Fabric

a jacket

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Funny Euphemisms

1717. Manual Illumination Stick

a flashlight

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Funny Euphemisms

1718. Gravity-Defying Foot Platforms

shoes

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Funny Insults

1719. I Hope You Stub Every Single One of Your Toes on a Corner"

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Funny Insults

1720. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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