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1781. When Someone Says "See You Tomorrow," Say "We'll See."

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1782. Flumblewicket

A person who tries their best but drops everything anyway.

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1783. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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1784. Plinkerdoodle

the sound your last brain cell makes when it gives up

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1785. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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1786. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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1787. Squibbletude

the art of pretending you know what's going on

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1788. Florpination

the act of forgetting why you walked into a room

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1789. Wobblequatch

a creature (you) who loses balance standing still

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1790. Snickerdap

the tiny clap your brain gives itself for remembering something obvious

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