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Funny Quotes

2351. Down the Bottle and Go Full Throttle - Luigi

DISCLAIMER: I have no clue whether or not Luigi (Mario's brother) actually said this but it's been going around so haha take funny thing and repost until not funny

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Funny Advice

2352. Do Whatever Floats Your Goat.

Sometimes goats are picky and sometimes they are not. Sometimes goats are so not picky that they float on others' goats and don't make their own decisions. You pick the goat that will define your life choices.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2353. Knock Knock (who's There) to Get to the Other Side

don't say to get to the other side who

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Funny Drinks

2354. Vhisky

vodka and whisky haha... ok my humor is bad ok bye See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

2355. You Look Like Your Parents Have Other Relations Besides Marriage

(siblings)

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Funny Jobs

2356. The Washed Clothes Cleaner

They clean the washed clothes again for checking

Perks:they use the cheapest cleaning supplies

Cons: they may or may not make the lengh of your t-shirts in nanometers

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Funny Names

2357. Uzi Doorman

She's named after a gun and her last name's DOORMAN. What part about it ain't funny?

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Funny Nicknames

2358. Wet Dog

only the real ones know

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Funny Observations

2359. Its Suddenly Solemn

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Funny Observations

2360. His Eyebrows Frowned in a Smirk.

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