For those of us poor saps who can never decide between the fork and the spoon! The name Spork was trademarked registered by the Van Brode Milling Co., Inc., of Clinton, Massuchests in 1969 for a piece of cutlery combining the features of a spoon, a fork and sometimes a knife. In the United Kingdom, "Spork" has been trademark registered by Plastico Limited (TM 1052291) since 1975. The name spork has been in common use since at least 1900 and appeared in the 1909 Century Dictionary supplement. There are many patents for sporks with or without the use of the name itself dating back over one hundred years.

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That's a of of information about the spork.
Says Anthony on December 17, 2008
He must be a spork scientist or something.
Says the walrus on December 21, 2008
who studies sporkology
Says PARA!! on January 7, 2009
Sporking: a little dirtier than spooning, a little cleaner than porking.
Says Montanna on January 23, 2009
hahaha!
Says lolwut on February 26, 2009
"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with the dish, but I just wanted you to know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. " -Spoon
Says DTrain on December 31, 2010