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If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50%

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Added by a Guest on August 21, 2018 | You Like This |

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I THINK YOURE DEFINITLY RIGHT

POTATOHEAD on August 29, 2018

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what iz 2z pluz 4z?

potato on September 3, 2018

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um

anonymous on September 3, 2018

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mine increase lmao

poyr on September 6, 2018

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i don't have friends :( does a corpse work :)

gold on September 22, 2018

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love sharks

potato on September 27, 2018

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what if you're the friend

fried potato on October 8, 2018

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still a potato...???

POTATOHEAD on October 14, 2018

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haha so tru

kiley on October 14, 2018

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ok

k on October 16, 2018

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Hello

StickyDude on October 19, 2018

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hungry?

donk on November 8, 2018

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om nom nom

nonono on January 16, 2019

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what is the percentage if u don't!?

notexactlyshakespere411 on January 19, 2019

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what if the shark eats you both?

icky on March 31, 2019

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omigod WHAT IF IT'S NOT A SHARK WHAT IF IT's A JELLYFISH?????

icky on March 31, 2019

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75% if they're fat

Mark H on January 17, 2020

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:( why are sharks so misunderstood? they don’t just go eat people, they’re actually more scared of people, humans kill and eat way more sharks than shark kill and eat humans

Funnee on April 4, 2024

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