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Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

See also Coffee.

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Added by a Guest on February 20, 2023 | You Like This |

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Burning money is illegal.

Your Lawyer on March 4, 2023

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Actually, when the dollar (US) was worth almost nothing, people used them in fireplaces for warmth. burning money would increase the value of money, because the value is based on the amount in circulation. (Still, don't burn money unless it's absolutely necessary)

Ротато on March 15, 2023

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starkbucks

PotatoAids on March 15, 2023

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Perfect

PigPro on March 17, 2023

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Good idea im going to try it

Someone with 2 braincells on March 24, 2023

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the equivalent of going to starbucks

mintyyxngii on March 26, 2023

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"Mom can we go to Starbucks?" "No honey we have Starbucks at home" Startbucks at home 💀

. on June 6, 2023

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How can you assume everyone lives in America? I’m not gonna fly to America just to get a 5 dollar bill

Funnee on April 4, 2024

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im a botato not a bot also cool roast on starbucks

im a botato on April 6, 2024

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