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Funny Books

1. Steal This Book

Book from 1971, written by Abbie Hoffman, that gave advice on growing marijuana, shoplifting, making pipe bombs, and other ways to rebel against authority.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Cold Front

A woman's nipples that are showing prominently through her shirt, often from being cold.

"There's a cold front coming through."

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Funny Foods

3. Snickerdoodle

A type of sugar cookie

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Funny Foods

4. Ugli Fruit

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Funny Insults

5. Schnook

A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe

Probably Yiddish origin. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

6. The Guy In the Back of The Diner Making Little Kids Cry

Self-explanitory See also Mean, Reason To Call The Cops (maybe).

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Funny People

7. The Old Man Across the Street Yelling "Get off My Toilet!" to His Cat Who Decided to Stand in It.

Yeah ummmmm......... I gotta be somewhere umm... VERY FAR AWAY from here. See also Carrots.

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Funny Phrases

8. It's Not Fun Till Someone Breaks a Leg (or a Neck)

Yeah, well, this dates back to 2009. See also Carrots.

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Funny Toys

9. A Stick

it will provide you with hours of entertainment! See also Carrots, Sarcastic Toys, Stuff.

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Funny Toys

10. A Brick

It's safe and will NOT fall on your foot. The chances are 999,999 to 1,000,000. See also Carrots, Painful.

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