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Keep Your Eye on the Ball
What if you have the ball?
Sock Suspenders
Worn by men before the advent of elastics and miracle stretch-fabrics to keep their socks from sagging.
A Pig in a Poke
WTF?

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Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle.
Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Revolutionary social change in a snack food, this iconic 70's candied popcorn made you feel like you were getting something over on "The Man", and somehow doing something subversive.
Bacon Sandwiches
Lots of butter, lots of bacon. That's it. A Northern Wisconsin staple and a welcome addition to ice fishing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc.
Bad Lay
A real self-esteem crusher when yelled at someone in front of others.

