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Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle.
Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Revolutionary social change in a snack food, this iconic 70's candied popcorn made you feel like you were getting something over on "The Man", and somehow doing something subversive.
Bacon Sandwiches
Lots of butter, lots of bacon. That's it. A Northern Wisconsin staple and a welcome addition to ice fishing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc.
Bad Lay
A real self-esteem crusher when yelled at someone in front of others.
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The Robot
Never goes out of style, nor, paradoxically, comes into style.
The Guy Chair
Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact.
Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
Rubber Overshoes
Most often seen in the Midwest, devided to protect your "good" shoes from moisture and salt.