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Railroad Handcars
Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy."
Dried Plums
The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product.
Wassailing
To go from house to house Christmas caroling.
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Box of Rattlesnakes
From today's New York Times obituary of Evel Knievel, "When he was 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop in Moses Lake, Wash. To attract customers, he announced he would jump his motorcycle 40 feet over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before 1,000 people, he did the stunt as promised but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes."
Rewinding Fees
Fees can be avoided if you buy one of these.
Pince-nez
French for "pinch nose," pince-nez are the earpieceless eyeglasses popularized by Theodore Roosevelt.