Funny Names
Funny Names
101. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
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103. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.
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104. Learned Hand
A famous American jurist and philosopher. Yes, that actually was his name. See also Government.
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105. GoldenPalace.com
Formerly Terri Illigan, she sold her name on eBay for $15,199. See also Internet.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny name.
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106. Ceejay A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi
Formerly just Ceejay Epton, she changed her name because she thought it would help her son learn the alphabet.
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107. Tim Pppppppppprice
A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.
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110. States Rights Gist
A confederate general whose father felt so strongly that the Union was oppressing them he named his son after the Lost Cause. See also Politics.