Funny Names

Funny Names

101. Gorilla Gorilla

The scientific name for the Western gorilla. See also Redundant.

Added by Zombieboy139 on May 5, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

102. Rip Torn

The actor from Men in Black. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

103. STD

My initials... Thanks Mom and Dad.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2018| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

104. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on April 6, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

105. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny name.

Funny Names

106. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

107. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

108. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

109. Charity Beaver

Real name. See also Texas.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

110. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Names

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.