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591. Spittle

Sprays of spit.

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592. Bane

Is this word ever used outside of "bane of my existence"? Could a bad taco be the bane of your lunch?

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593. Hoity-Toity

Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.

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594. Callipygian

According to dictionary.com, this fancy sounding word means "having beautifully proportioned buttocks," as in "the quest for the callipygian ideal."

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595. Chimp

Everyone thinks that jokes about monkeys are funny. Subsitute the word "chimp" for "monkey," though, and it's guaranteed to be even a little bit funnier.

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596. Webinar

This is a word for a seminar held on the web, but I think "web seminar" would have worked just fine. See also Computers.

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597. Bean

A good synonym for head, as in "Use your bean!"

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598. Kelvin

Funnier than Fahrenheit or Centigrade. See also Science.

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599. Cotillion

Funnier than "dance," 'ball," or "prom."

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600. Calisthenics

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