Funny Clothes

Funny Clothes

121. Fanny Packs Shop

A small, fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the hips. Particularly useful for storing your dignity. See also Tourists.

Added by Jeff on July 27, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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122. Genera Hypercolor Shirts Shop

A shirt that changes color with changes in body heat. While this would seem a good reason for overly-sweaty to avoid wearing them, these were precisely the only individuals who did so at my high school. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 26, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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123. Jean Shorts Shop

An in-your-face rebuke to all the haters who said that denim was only meant for pants. See also Denim.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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124. Mandana

Not to be confused with a hairdana, a bandana worn by a man. Like this guy. See also Portmanteau.

Added by Brian on June 1, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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125. Beaver Fur Coats

Just add a pennant and a box of popcorn and your ensemble for the big game is complete. See also 20's, Football, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on April 21, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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126. Giant Clown Sunglasses Shop

Every seven-year-old boy’s understanding of how to be the “life of a party.”

Added by DieterW on April 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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127. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 21, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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128. Sleeveless T-Shirts

Especially when worn by the morbidly obese. See also Obesity.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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129. Blankets with Sleeves Shop

Whether it be the original Snuggie or the knockoff Slanket. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.

Added by Anthony on December 26, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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130. Baby Bjorn

Pouch to put your kid in and wear around at a mall. See also Yuppies.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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