Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
101. Homemade Guitars
I.e., a toilet paper roll glued to the top of an empty tissue box and rubber bands as strings. See also Bathroom.
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102. Trumpets Festooned With Flags
Almost always played for the king gnawing on a giant turkey leg. See also Medieval, Royalty, Wealth.
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104. Spoons
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
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105. Sackbutt
The Renaissance/Baroque predecessor of the trombone. See also Music.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny instrument?
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107. Pan Flutes Shop
Instrument of choice for sprites, satyrs, and college kids who wear shorts through the winter. See also Ancient.
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108. The Ass-Trumpet
Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.
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109. Hurdy Gurdy
Immortalized by Donovan in 1967. Most Russian hurdy gurdy performers were purged by Stalin in the 1930's. See also 60's, Music.