The fear of being stared at.
Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny phobia.
The fear of running out of reading material.
Fear of things to the left side of the body.
The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.
Fear of bubbles.
Fear of feeling pleasure. You probably don't have it if you're on this site.