The fear of cotton balls.
The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.
The fear of being stared at.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phobia.
The fear of running out of reading material.
Fear of things to the left side of the body.
The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.