Funny Foods
Potato
Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

Po·ta·to [puh-tey-toh, -tuh]
Noun, plural po·ta·toes
1. The perfect awkward silence breaker.
2. The awesomest food on earth.
3. The main ingredient in french fries, except for McDonalds where the main ingredient is corn.

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Comments
You can boil 'em, mash 'em, or stick 'em in a stew
Joe Mama on December 6, 2019
Potato.
Potato on August 20, 2023
They’re red, they’re white, they’re brown, they’re typically underground, there isn’t much to do, and now they have blue ones too
Kat on keyboard on August 6, 2026
No.
Kat on August 7, 2026
They’re red, they’re white, they’re brown, they get that way underground, there can’t be much to do, and now they have blue ones too
Kat on August 8, 2026