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If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

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Added by Seattle-paramedic on November 9, 2009 | You Like This |

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Very nice insult :-) I love it, Ive been winding the people who were winding me up :-) And I very enjoy it =-)

Hoang on November 23, 2009

SLOWCOOKR

... is it bad if I don't get it?

SLOWCOOKR on February 12, 2010

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I almost get it.

Hitomaroshi on May 6, 2010

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I vote for this

comentalk on May 30, 2010

WadeBarnes

so that makes you 1/4 as smart as you think you are!

WadeBarnes on January 24, 2011

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I don't really get what this means

meep cat on October 17, 2013

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My sister keeps bothering me with the mortal instruments series. She said this three times within the past hour.

Audrey Beauregard on March 30, 2015

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I get it but can't explain it. I have been sitting here for seven minutes trying to figure out how to simplify it for those who don't get it, but can't. Maybe someone else can.

Tara on July 5, 2016

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It's basically saying to someone that thinks they r smart, that they are dumb

BOBBB on February 2, 2018

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One hour later after really hard thinking about it...... I don't get it.

Donald Trump on May 7, 2018

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Ooooohhhh.... I get it. Wait... Oh, yeah... Wait...

i'vebeentoldnotoputmyname on July 23, 2018

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Basically, You think you are a "100" smarts. If you were actually "50" smarts, it would be 2 times what you really are. Making you a "25"smarts.

Miles on September 20, 2019

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Cool, I'm already 1/4th of the way there.

Solomon on September 25, 2019

Smallchildrenno

1/2x=2y

Smallchildrenno on December 19, 2019

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Ha! That's funny, but complicated...

Anonymous on May 19, 2020

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