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Funny Drinks

1. Wawa

Sorry, water in baby talk.

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Funny Insults

2. You Look Like 1234. A Password...TOO WEAK

See also 1234, Password, Too Weak.

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Funny Nicknames

3. Dirt Devil

See also Uncontroloabledancing, Youdirtdevil!.

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Funny Phobias

4. GOphobia

The fear of passing GO in a game of Monopoly. Might as well go to jail!

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Funny Things to Do

5. Empty out a Thing of Gasoline and Use It as a Water Bottle

just do it-nike See also Coolio, Nike, Stares.

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Funny Advice

6. If One is to Ditch Class, the Best Place to Go to is a Ditch

No one will look for you there 😉 See also Ditch, School.

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Funny Advice

7. If You Want to Look Smart, Do Not Say You Are Smart

See also #bigbraindisorder.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. How to Drink Acid

1. Don’t.
2. Unless it’s citric acid.

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Funny Dances

9. The Faller Offer

Step1 climb some furniture
Step2 fall off
Step3 visit the hospital

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Funny Euphemisms

10. To Wake Up Dead

usually intended as a warning to not do something or to make light of the danger in an activity, examples of the phrase are "If I didn't slow down at that turn all of us would have been waking up dead"

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