Guest Entries

Funny Nicknames

1281. Pip Squeek

i used to be called this and thanks jazleen for that name

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Funny Phrases

1282. Go Hang a Salami, I’m a Lasagna Hog

Reverse it. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Questions

1283. If Apple Made a Car Would It Still Have Windows?

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Funny Animals

1284. Squanderbeast

A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1285. What Do You Call a Old Man Who Gets a Chocolate Cake for His 99th Birthday, then Feeds It to the Dog?

a old man who got a chocolate cake on his 99th birthday who is driving his dog to the hospital See also Grandparents.

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Funny Drinks

1286. Mango Lassi

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Funny Instruments

1287. Synth

It makes weird robot sounds.

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Funny Insults

1288. You Look Like You Give Everyone in DTI Five Stars

And then come last with the minimum amount

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Funny Insults

1289. Your So Abcdefghijk

Person: what?
Me: amazing, beautiful, cool, delightful, elegant, fantastic, gorgeous, heartwarming, and intelligent.
Person: what about jk?
Me: just kidding :3

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Funny Insults

1290. You Look Like You Hate Taylor Swift Because Everyone else Does

wow part of That Crowd See also Celebrities.

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