Guest Entries

Funny Observations

1751. Every Time You Heat Up Leftovers

you're technically eating future food in the present from the past.

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Funny Observations

1752. A Revolving Door is Just a Confused Wall That Can't Decide Where to Stand.

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Funny Observations

1753. A Sock with a Hole Isn't Broken

it's just becoming a glove.

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Funny Observations

1754. A Chair is Just a Domesticated Ladder.

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Funny People

1755. Why'd Harry Need a Haircut?

Actually no I hate the movies

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Funny Phobias

1756. Grassnoapogigyphobia

Fear of touching grass

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Funny Phobias

1757. Germophobia

The fear of dirty things

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Funny Phrases

1758. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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Funny Phrases

1759. I Ate the Last Cookie

Thus I Claim Dominion Over the Kitchen.

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Funny Phrases

1760. I Tripped Upon the Carpet

Hence I Declare War on Gravity.

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