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Funny Anti-Jokes

2581. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2582. Whats Red and Really Bad for Your Teeth? A Flying Brick.

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Funny Books

2583. Diary of a Wimpy Kid

SEPTEMBER
Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it.
Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.
SISSY!
PUNCH
The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea, not mine.
But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here

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Funny Diseases

2584. Pompomatitis

The unavoidable desire to uncontrollably sneeze when you see a pompom.

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Funny Diseases

2585. Wifever

When your wifi slows down bu 0.2 seconds

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Funny Diseases

2586. Dance Disease

You dance and also you’re very sick.

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Funny Drinks

2587. The Sludge

When you mix a frappuccino too much.

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Funny Euphemisms

2588. Glitter for Straight People

also known as sand

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Funny Foods

2589. Sausage-Waffle Wombo Combo

Two Jimmy Dean sausages and two Eggo waffles, the ULTIMATE breakfast combo.

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Funny Foods

2590. Canned Canned Beans.

cooked in a can, than served in a can wrapped around that can and eaten out of a can while the song "Can you do the can can" is being played out of a speaker in a can.

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