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Funny Advice

51. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Dances

53. The Shopping Cart

1. eggs
2. onions
3. celery
4. lactose free milk
5. iodised table salt
etc.

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Funny Diseases

54. Allergic to Allergies

an allergy that makes an infinite mirror

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Funny Diseases

55. Canttalktoloserssyndrome

“Help, I have canttalktoloserssyndrome!”
“What’s that?”
“I’d love to tell you, but I can’t, I have a doctors note.”

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Funny Diseases

56. Toes Lack Intolerance

yo toes don't have a strong belly

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Funny Drinks

57. Bandaged Mary

Mary isn't bloody anymore

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Funny Euphemisms

58. Blanket Skin

Doona cover :D

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Funny Foods

59. Oni on Rings

prop an oni onto your wedding ring and watch your partner scream with joy!

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Funny Foods

60. Vegan Steak

air

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