Funny Songs

In Spite of Ourselves Shop

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

Brian

Added by Brian on January 1, 2015 | You Like This |

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potato potato potato potato

hello on February 26, 2015

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LOL

kitty mew on September 11, 2015

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this song is so true

alex on December 9, 2016

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its funny cuz its true

jaime on January 26, 2017

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I wanted to be a potato too....

Hello on August 2, 2017

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