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Funny Diseases

81. Californian

Allergy to gluten, dairy, seed oils, and anything with a caloric value over 50. Allowed to only eat whole foods. And alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

82. Sneezing

like sneezing which is normal but 10 sneezes every hour

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Funny Diseases

83. Broke

instead of having a stroke, you are extremely broke. this is a wide spread illness caused by: shopping

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Funny Euphemisms

84. Feety Heaty

Also known as socks

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Funny Euphemisms

85. The Happiest You’ve Ever Been to Immediate Depression in Ten Minutes

Also known as Sunday night.

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Funny Insults

86. You Look Like You Press Capslock To Capitalise Words Instead Of Holding Shift

I did that just now.

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Funny Insults

87. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

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Funny Insults

88. IBN AL KALB

it is in English son of a dog but in a different language

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Funny Insults

89. You Put the "eat" in Athlete

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90. You Look Like You Paint Positive Affirmations on Fast Food Restaurants

I don’t think the vandalism is the real problem here.

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