Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

161. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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162. Prison Donkey

Also known as a Zebra.

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163. Evil Dog

Also known as a fox.

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164. Hole in the Wall

Also known as a door.

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165. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

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166. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

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167. Feeding the Sewer

Also known as pooping. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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168. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

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169. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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170. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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