Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

161. Hairy Loaf

Also known as a cat. See also Cats.

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162. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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163. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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164. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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165. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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166. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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167. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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168. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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169. Stink Squirrel

Also know as a skunk. See also Rodents.

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170. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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