Funny Euphemisms

Funny Euphemisms

191. Sky Turkeys

Normies call them geese. See also Birds.

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192. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

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193. Hairy Loaf

Also known as a cat. See also Cats.

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194. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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195. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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196. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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197. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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198. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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199. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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200. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

Added by IrukandjiZ on April 28, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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